RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1193
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	145
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	194
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mines Excavated:	1560
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6445	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4835	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	859	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Emeralds Found:	1433	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.