RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2444	New Chunks Explored:	371872
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4558	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Animals Bred:	88

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.