RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	6226	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	113
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2760
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	134	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4333	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	192

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	5538
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.