RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	150	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Void Gems Collected:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	2799	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	622836
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	314	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	5477
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6794

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	2583	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	1949

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.