RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	4725	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7229
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	650335

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	119
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	100
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7336
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!