RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84
Alien Abductions:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	9710
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Dragons Tamed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	51	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Animals Bred:	102
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6411	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7873
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.