RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Farms Harvested:	712
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Enchantments Applied:	193
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mines Excavated:	2479	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Items Found:	3297	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9883	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!