RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	483778	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Atrix

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

We have four custom made worlds in total! so you can play anyone of these, Toxic will consist of magic and spells playing as witches and wizards in a kingdom run faction server with buy-able perks. Vanilla will be a standard vanilla Minecraft kingdoms survival server with buy-able perks. Medieval is going to be a server with horses and old medieval gear and castle and such. You may only build bases above ground and towns and such for the fact that nobody built bases underground. We have a discord and Minecraft server running right now with two functioning servers.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyBlock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7247	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchantments Applied:	53	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9814	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3449	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	209	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	56	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	77	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	1993	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ores Mined:	1616	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mines Excavated:	4558	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1126
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Items Found:	2969
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3443
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.