RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	851	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	4513
Farms Harvested:	989	Dragon Eggs Found:	7810
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Divine Spears Created:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	615	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Items Found:	5355
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!