RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchantments Applied:	182
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2681	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	53	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	7338

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crops Grown:	1575

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	171	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!