RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ores Mined:	3890	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	4868
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1209
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	194	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	1915	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	63	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9602
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Love Letters Sent:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchantments Applied:	224
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!