RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Animals Bred:	81
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	8454	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	5507
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	166
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crops Grown:	1229	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	952
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ores Mined:	7141	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!