RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Items Found:	7368
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Farms Harvested:	439
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Emeralds Found:	6768	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	148
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Emeralds Found:	5829
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3475	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.