RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	5537	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5057	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Emeralds Found:	9268	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4278	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.