RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1467	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	3859
Crops Grown:	7508	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Items Found:	8050
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	151	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3675	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Potions Brewed:	74	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Subterranean Oasis Minecraft Server

abyss, adaptation, below life, Darkness, deep sea creatures, Deep Sea Discovery, deep sea exploration, Existence, hidden world, Life, Life below life, Marine Biology, marine life, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, Oasis, ocean depths, oceanography, Server, Subterranean, Survival, underwater world, unknown species

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience life below life! Why settle for just building on the surface when you can dig deep underground and create your own underground empire?

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Towns Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Wrestling Legends Minecraft SMP

aew, best spots, History, iconic moments, Legends, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, top moments, wrestling, wrestling championships, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling superstars, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and endless fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	3547	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of giving boring, generic gifts like handbags and bracelets? Then join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique and thoughtful gifts like bottles of high-end oud/agarwood perfume!

Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.

Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

aita, caring for health, childhood incident, choosing spouse, DadCraft, disability application, Divorce, Doctor, family, Father, fear, Find, follow, Guns, health issues, home, Legal, living situation, Marriage, non-negotiable, Property, REGISTERED, rules, safety precautions, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a son caught between his wife and his gun-toting father.

Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?

Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ScamBustersCraft

call center operations, consumer protection, criminal activity, Criminal Investigations, cybercrime, enforcement actions, financial fraud, fraud prevention, government intervention., illegal practices, Indian government, law enforcement, legal consequences, phone scams, Public Safety, regulatory compliance, scam call centers, ScamBustersCraft, technology misuse, telecommunication regulations, telephone scams

Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.