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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7868 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 578707 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 278 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Join our server and watch as Jesus himself pops in to increase the number of prostitutes – because who doesn’t love a good party?! With more hookers than a fishing boat, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and maybe even save some souls along the way. Who needs manna from heaven when you’ve got a killer community and endless possibilities on our server? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!