RetroRegretCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Items Found:	1709
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Farms Harvested:	717
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Animals Bred:	162	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ores Mined:	539
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Magic Items Found:	4394	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2860	Void Armor Forged:	18

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1448	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0