RetroCraft: Lost in Time | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mines Excavated:	4894
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ores Mined:	667
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8364	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Animals Bred:	151
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	10

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7624	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1800
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Chimeras Created:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	101
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Animals Bred:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crops Grown:	6875	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3499	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Falling into the Void:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mines Excavated:	2362	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11