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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1054 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4465 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.
But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!
