Griefer server!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.
But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 89 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.
But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2815 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!
So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 271531 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5993 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.
With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1516 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 160 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 19 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.
So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 113 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!
2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!
3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 129 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 265 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
