Griefer server!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild ride through rich cultures and histories, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or explore the Great Wall of China. Who needs miHoYo when you can have epic adventures in our virtual world?
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be careful not to anger the ancient spirits lurking in the shadows… they’re not too fond of griefers!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3279 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 2607 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.
Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.
And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 259 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.
3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.
4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 2281 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4055 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 84 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Emeralds Found: | 6894 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taj Mahal build competition, where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft Maharaja. And don’t even get us started on the spicy curry food fights that happen every Friday night in the virtual streets of Mumbai.
So come on down to our India-themed server and experience the chaos, the beauty, and the pure insanity that only Minecraft can provide. Namaste, and happy crafting!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9226 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 360 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 86 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
