Griefer server!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Imagine facing off against a brat who can hit you with not one, not two, but SEVEN black flashes in a row! And that’s not all – there’s a dude in a mask summoning dragons, just to add to the chaos. But fear not, because on this server, you can defend yourself with slashes, dismantles, and point blank cleaves – even if they seem to do absolutely nothing against these black flash wielding maniacs.
So if you’re ready for a challenge like no other, join our server and show off your sorcery skills. Who knows, you might even become the next King of Curses! Just watch out for those sneaky black flashes – they’ll get you when you least expect it. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7713 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8973 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing trees. They were tasked with building a giant statue of a potato, but little did they know, the potato was actually a secret portal to a realm of infinite diamonds!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance-offs between the Disco Sheep and the Funky Chickens. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Click the link and join our server now for a crazy good time! 🎉🐑🕺
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!
Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and embark on a quest to find the RAREST diamonds in the land, guarded by a fierce army of DERPY chickens. But beware, these chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties when no one is looking!
Our server is also home to the CRAZIEST roller coaster ever built in Minecraft. Strap yourself in and prepare for a ride that will make your stomach do backflips and your character scream for mercy!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a secret underground base filled with MYSTERIOUS treasures and guarded by a pack of FLUFFY bunnies with a taste for adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see how many times you can experience the MAGIC of our server!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5566 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and secret diamond caves that only the bravest adventurers can find. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! When you join our server, you’ll also get a chance to ride a dragon into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Our server is filled with WACKY characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a talking llama who gives out quests to a dancing pig who can breakdance like no other, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and find out why everyone is talking about the server where faces get blown off for freedom! And who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why that one guy’s face got blown off in the first place. It’s all part of the fun on our OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the dads are the ultimate chefs! Ever wondered why dads cook so fucking good, but only once a year? Well, on our server, you can experience the culinary delights of dad’s cooking every day!
Join us for a feast of delicious dishes cooked by dads who have mastered the art of grilling, baking, and BBQ. From steaks to burgers to desserts, our dads will blow your mind with their mouth-watering creations.
So why wait for that once-a-year cookout when you can indulge in dad’s amazing cooking every day on our awesome Minecraft server? Join now and feast like never before!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, dancing skeletons, and zombie fashion shows. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find him.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a hidden treasure worth millions of diamonds. Will you be the lucky player to discover it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.
Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 150 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1771 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, things are next level crazy!
Join us if you want to experience mind-blowing adventures like riding on giant chickens, battling evil unicorns, and mining for diamonds in a volcano. And that’s just the beginning!
Our community is full of hilarious French people who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a spontaneous dance party or a surprise attack by a horde of zombie llamas.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
– Our streams are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re mining diamonds in real life! – Our debut was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon bow down in awe! – Our Youtube channel is like a treasure chest full of rare loot waiting to be discovered! – Our schedule is so on point, even the creepers are jealous of our organization skills! – Our unarchived content is like finding a hidden village with tons of loot chests! – Our songs will make you want to do the Minecraft dance in real life! – Our merch is so cool, even the villagers are asking where we got it from!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and craft together like never before! 🐶🔥💎
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens that took over the entire world. But instead of panicking, our players banded together and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.
But that’s not all! Our server also has magic portals that transport you to different dimensions, where you can battle unicorn zombies and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama that grants wishes to those who can tame it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 542719 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Are you tired of being bombarded with annoying ads while trying to enjoy your favorite videos online? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the clutches of YouTube and Google!
Imagine a world where you can build your wildest dreams without worrying about pesky pop-ups or intrusive ads. Our server is a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the online advertising apocalypse.
Join us now and take back control of your online experience. Don’t let YouTube and Google dictate how you spend your time online. On our server, freedom reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds!
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to the ad-ridden world of YouTube. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Reason #1: Our server is filled with bag-guides that will lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms. You’ll be holding so many bags, you’ll feel like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve!
Reason #2: Want to join circles/clubs/friends that are out of this world? Our server is the place to be! You’ll make friends with creepers, hang out with Endermen, and party with the villagers like there’s no tomorrow.
Reason #3: Looking for some 4koma, manga, side content, PVs & shorts that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server has more epic content than a stack of enchanted books.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our INSANE custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about your lack of sleep. And don’t worry about getting tired, because our staff members are trained in the ancient art of keeping players awake with their hilarious jokes and antics.
So why sleep when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Who needs rest when you can be building the most ridiculous structures, battling the most outrageous mobs, and laughing until you cry with your new Minecraft buddies? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever! (Just kidding, please get some rest. But seriously, join our server.)
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 164 | Crops Grown: | 7530 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
