Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	510126
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	155	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crops Grown:	5515
Players Killed by Monsters:	1363	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	94	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	95
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Votes:	994

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	506494
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ores Mined:	4181	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net