Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6098	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Items Found:	6254	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6478	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Votes:	1806
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ores Mined:	3542
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	66
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Farms Harvested:	837

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	286936	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3548

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	651
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582