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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8739 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 394 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.
Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?
So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!
