Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Farms Harvested:	112	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ores Mined:	3812	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	56815	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	3978	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchantments Applied:	163
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Magic Items Found:	1099	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	502
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	6429
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	268

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	7125
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	996	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	73461
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5188
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3993

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com