Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6034
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mines Excavated:	1502	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	199919
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	392471
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crops Grown:	3193
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Zombie Dances:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Animals Bred:	63
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	883
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1701	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5048	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ores Mined:	6573	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alien Abductions:	3

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3171
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

play.mc-paradise.com