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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 425 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!