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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8927 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 419 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!