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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6399 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!