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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3784 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1134 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!