Resuscitation Station

Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crops Grown:	6169

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BILcraftBaby2021

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us and experience the thrill of naming your baby after your brother-in-law, even if his girlfriend throws a hissy fit about it. Who knew naming a Minecraft character could cause so much chaos? But hey, that’s the fun of it all! Dive into our server and see if you’ll be the next one to stir up some family drama over a baby name. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExRelationshipMix Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and crumbling, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to build their house next to the village fountain. It’s like a reality TV show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner. So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more drama than a teenage romance novel, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your next “song title” relationship waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1079
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	4230

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy conspiracy theories that will blow your mind! Join us and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret underground lair, where he’s been plotting to take over the Minecraft world with his army of evil chickens. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists and turns, join our server now and become a conspiracy theory detective in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SyriaCraft: RIP IRGC Adviser

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Iran’s IRGC Adviser is actually a Minecraft player who got taken out by an Israeli airstrike in Syria. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Israeli airstrikes! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit by an airstrike, that is)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Fated Pursuit, Flora Unfurl, Fulminating Thunderstorm, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Rain Burst, secret societies, Server, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Tier List

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic events like the [Rain Burst] and [Flora Unfurl] where you can unleash your inner nature warrior.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the [Fulminating Thunderstorm] event where you can literally control the weather in the game? Or maybe you’re feeling a bit more adventurous and want to join the [Fated Pursuit] directional arrest – who knows where it will take you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have insane training phases like the [Mania Training] Phase 7 where you can level up like never before. Plus, our detailed tier list will help you dominate the game like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary player in the Minecraft world. And remember, if you’re not part of our secret society, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Magical Girl or Mecha Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical girl transforming into a mecha – unexpected and totally awesome!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with magical powers or building giant mechas to protect your base from invaders. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crops Grown:	7159	Emeralds Found:	9119
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyBacheloretteFashion

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only dress code is your pixelated skin!

Join us and leave behind the stress of trying to fit into a barbie pink dress for your friend’s bachelorette party. On our server, you can wear whatever color you want, even if it’s not pink!

Forget about bridesmaids dictating your outfit choices, on our server, you’re the boss of your own style. Plus, with our tall-friendly pixelated world, you won’t have to worry about clothes not fitting right due to your height.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	8767	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineCraftRealityCheck

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Have you ever had to accept the fact that you can’t tame a Creeper as your pet in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you tame Creepers, but you can ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigs! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life and discover a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!). So come on, join us and embrace the insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Animals Bred:	69

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have french jihadists running around causing chaos and blowing stuff up just like in charlie hebdo! you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon, maybe you’ll even get sentenced to life in prison for your shenanigans! join now for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Boring Internet Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mines Excavated:	3742
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Let’s Talk Politics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have intense political debates that make the real world look like child’s play. We have factions fighting over who gets control of the diamond mines, secret alliances forming behind the scenes, and even a presidential election where the winner gets to rule over the server with an iron fist (literally, if they choose to use iron weapons). So if you want to experience the thrill of Minecraft politics, join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate ruler of our crazy world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9575	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2