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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3910 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2679 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.