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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6179 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4035 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.