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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3477 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.