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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 664 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5857 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.