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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1993 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 2343 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.