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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3490 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.