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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4026 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.