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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 993 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8490 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.