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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6217 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).