Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.
