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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 390 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 737 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends for a game of Minecraft Monopoly.
So say goodbye to your gaming slump and hello to a world of endless excitement and ridiculousness. Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!