Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got some crazy shiz happening up in here. Like, did you know that on our server, you can freeze sperm and eggs and have a kid born after you die? Yeah, that’s right, you can be a ghost parent to a Minecraft baby. How wild is that? Join now and experience the miracle of life and death all in one blocky world. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 422481 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Dragons Tamed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 465

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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