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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Farms Harvested:	805

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zombie Dances:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	3862	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	173	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3857	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	231496
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, BucketListBlox, Dream destination, dream vacation, dreams, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Minecraft, must do, once in a lifetime, smp, things to do before I die, top of the list, top priority, top travel destination, travel, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, Wishlist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever

LifeCraft: Eternal Quest

aging, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, ETERNAL, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, health, IMMORTALITY, life expectancy, life span., LifeCraft, Longevity, mortality, personal values, perspective on life, purpose, quality of life, Quest, reasons for living, self reflection, Years

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Farms Harvested:	999

Are you tired of boring old servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, we have a special potion that will grant you immortality in the game. Imagine never having to worry about creepers blowing you up or falling into a pit of lava ever again!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind untold riches for those brave enough to find it.

So why limit yourself to a measly 80 years of life when you can have eternity on our server? Join us now and start your epic quest for immortality and riches!

CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommunists, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic meeting, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace process, peace talks, political agreement, regional stability, russia, Saudi Arabia, Server, U.S, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

lol join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs tryna end wars but with no ukrainians allowed cuz they too busy playing minecraft lol. come build ur own peace treaty with blocks and diamonds and stuff. who needs real life diplomacy when u can just play minecraft instead, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even start ur own international incident in the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall, Diplomacy, economic stability, Europe, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global security, Government, international relations, national security, nato, North America, Politics, threat, trade agreements, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, wake up call

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ores Mined:	8612
Mines Excavated:	3660	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Animals Bred:	27

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

and get this, our community is so lit, it’s like a party that never stops. we have build competitions where players go head to head to see who can create the most epic masterpiece. it’s like watching Picasso and Da Vinci duke it out in a creative battle royale.

plus, we have the most insane events that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a zombie apocalypse where players had to team up to survive and take down the undead horde. it was like living in a real-life horror movie, but with blocky graphics.

so, if you want to join a server that will make your minecraft experience unforgettable, then come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement that never ends.

Fearless Mouse Brain

Animal Behavior, Brain, brain activity, brain mapping, brain regions, fear circuitry, fear conditioning, fear control, fear extinction, fear inhibition, fear management, fear modulation, fear processing, fear regulation, fear research, fear response, fear response in mice, fear suppression, FEARLESS, instinctive fears, mice study, Mouse, neuroscience

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	7749
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn off your instinctive fears just like how scientists turned off fear in mice brains!! no more running from creepers or hiding from zombies, you’ll be fearlessly building your dream castle in no time! our server is like a magical brain map that makes all your fears disappear, so come on and join the fun! who needs fear when you have minecraft? let’s get building, gamers!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchantments Applied:	149	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2