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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9748 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 3891 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 177 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.