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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7806 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8828 | Farms Harvested: | 641 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.