so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Divine Spears Created: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 55
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74 Dragons Tamed: 0
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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