so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Alien Abductions: 4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

    Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

    Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

    So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • GraveCrafters

    GraveCrafters
    Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1374 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server

    LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we have russians breaking records left and right! they are so into debt from all the loans they are taking out just to play on our server. it’s like a war out there, but instead of guns, they have pickaxes and creepers. join us for the chaos and see if you can out-debt those crazy russians!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!

    TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

    Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up
    come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Animals Bred: 156
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Gone For Real Minecraft Server

    Gone For Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Enchantments Applied: 130
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • LazyCraft Minecraft Server

    LazyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

    On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

    Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BoomerBlockerZ

    BoomerBlockerZ
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

    Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

    So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Animals Bred: 17
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 333 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7826
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

    SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Emeralds Found: 6519

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

    HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies
    so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • End Times Baby Boom

    End Times Baby Boom
    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

    Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

    So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Hormone Havoc

    Crafty Hormone Havoc
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

    COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

    SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7247
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Farms Harvested: 480

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

    Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

    Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

    Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

    So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    , are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Crops Grown: 3562
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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