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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3590 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
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